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Ant Farm. This is for the person who likes pets but doesn't like the associated mess, check out this guy's ant farm, connected to the net via a live video camera. If the live thing isn't your thing you can also download QuickTime films of his ants for viewing later. http://sec.dgsys.com/AntFarm.html

Canonical Lists. The largest collection of canonical lists on the net, more humor than anybody should ever be subjected to. http://www.cs.odu.edu/~cashman/humor/canonical.html

Carlo's Coloring Book. A great implementation of an on-line coloring book. http://robot0.ge.uiuc.edu/~carlosp/color/

Carlos A. Howard Funeral Home. A one stop shopping nightmare for people interested in pricing funerals. Complete with photos you can look through their catalog of urns and caskets, our favorite, The Thacker 20 Gauge casket for only $492.00 , I wonder what they mean by (no seal). http://shops.net/shops/Carlos_A_Howard_Funeral_Home/home.html

Church of the SubGenius. J.R. "Bob" Dobbs home on the Internet, find out all you ever needed or wanted to know about slack. http://mt.www.media.mit.edu/people/mt/subg/subg.html

Courtroom Bloopers. Outakes from two books written by Mary Louise Gilman about questions and their given answers in the courtrooms of America. http://iquest.com/~fitz/diversions/court.html

Daily Astology Forcasts from London. From the Daily Mail of London, you can hear your daily astrological predictions using Real Audio. http://www.realitycom.com/webstars/index.html

Dan's Gallery of the Grotesque. Dan's little gallery is an outgrowth of his personal BBS. It contains assorted images containing mutilated bodies, severed hands and accident victims. If that sort of thing is of interest to you the Dan's your man. http://www.zynet.com/~grotesk/

Dead People Server. Ever get into an argument with a friend over whether or not Mr. French from Family Affair is still alive?, well this sight can solve this and many other questions about the current status of celebrities worldwide. P.S. Sebastion Cabot (Mr French) is dead, buried a few feet from Marilyn Monroe. http://web.syr.edu/~rsholmes/dead/

Dealing with Pornography. A look into porn from the extremely right hand side of the road. http://www.stolaf.edu:80/people/bierlein/noxxx/noxxx.html

Declassified Satellite Photographs. Do to an executive order earlier this year the US government has released many cold war satellite images of the former Soviet Union, check them out here. http://edcwww.cr.usgs.gov/dclass/dclass.html

The E-mail Club. So your tired of logging on to your ISP to find that you have no mail, here's just the solution, The E-mail Club is a bunch of folks just like you, they were on-line but hadn't been on long enough to rate tons of e-mail from their new friends, the solution? they have created a little group that sends out a list of it's members much like the penpal system from the 1960's and 1970's , they in tern communicate with each other on a wide variety of interests. People without social skills need help getting out and this may be the first step. http://199.227.78.2/emailclb.html

The Fatty Zone. The on-line world's signpost to large folks, it features articles on exercise as it relates to Satan and products for people of above average size. http://www.webcom.com/~jmikem/

Freakshow. If you, like me are interested in Siamese twins and missing limbs this site is for you. http://www.zynet.com/~meatlog/showcase.html

Geek Girl. A very hip online zine in the tradition of Tank Girl http://www.next.com.au/spyfood/geekgirl/

Girvies Davis Clemency Page. A complete look at Mr. Davis and his position with regard to clemency as well as a flashing countdown clock for this guy's last days on earth. His day's are truly numbered. http://www.mcs.net/~bkmurph/girvies.htm

Gothic Image Database. A lovely collection of images for people who have all black wardrobes. http://www.dnx.com/vamp/Gothic/Images/index.html

Hemp BC. The world's first online hemp store, inside you can browse the latest in hemp fashion , books and legislation. http://www.hempbc.com/

Herbs & Astrology Emporium. The one stop shopping guide to astrology and herbs, these folks are scary, the only thing missing is an ad for psychic friends hot line. http://www.synapse.net/~telespy/

Justin's Links from the Underground. The Wanderer makes the occasional tip of the cap to other metaphysical metaindexes. Check this one out from another San Francisco wierdo! http://www.links.net/

Medieval Reproductions. Looking for some daggers, helmets, breastplates and other medieval stuff? Need some accessories for that last minute battle? The catalog is on-line here! http://www.worldweb.com/Medieval/

Monty Python. A very robust site containing a lot of scripts, sketches and everything Python. http://alfred.u.washington.edu:8080/~uffda/python.html

Never Merely a Cigar Page. A guide to the world of cigar smoking, contains tips on a wide variety of brands and the humidors that you store them in. http://astro.ocis.temple.edu/~joejohn/cigargph.html

The Obituary Page. The Internet's own Obituary page, users can register a deceased loved one or pet. Comes complete with a Virtual Memorial Garden. http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Obituary/

@phone. A collection of public payphones numbers, the site even allows you to register your favorite payphone. http://www.cybercafe.org/cybercafe/pubtel/pubtel.html

Polibabble. A real classic, a web site that randomizes famous political speeches. http://www.webcorp.com/polibabble.htm

Real Time Support for the Warrior. Way to much information about attacking ones neighbors, but if your looking for a map, say in any scale.... of any location on earth....hey you're going to love this site. http://www.ait.nrl.navy.mil/rts/warrior.html

Rodney Dangerfield. Rodney's online fan club, complete with lots of sound and video clips. http://www.rodney.com/rodney/index.html

Ron Jeremy. The legendary king of adult entertainment's own page, inside here you can learn the latest going's on of the Hedgehog as well as an ongoing research project to figure out exactly how many films this guy has actually been in. http://www.wco.com/~grubenst/ron/

Shrink-Link. An on-line psychiatric appointment. For a fee a staff of professionals will review and comment on almost any question or conflict you may be having. http://westnet.westnet.com/shrink/

Smitty's UFO home page. The most complete web site dedicated to UFO's and Area 51. Every piece of knowledge ever exhumed on the subject is included. If your interested in crop circles, Glen Campbell or Bob Lazar then this site is one stop shopping. http://www.schmitzware.com/ufo.html

Snake Oil. A guide to all facets of evangelists and their assorted problems,music and theme parks. A very complete collection of information. http://fender.onramp.net/~analyst/snake/Snakeoil.html

Sub Pop home page. The Internet home to Seattle's independent record giant. http://www.subpop.com/

Suicide. Looking to check out of the net, well this is as good as spot as any, with all the pro and con resources on the subject you would ever need. http://www.webcom.com/~joe/suicide.technique.html

Survival Research Labs. San Francisco based Survival Research Labs home page featuring show dates,video clips,catalog and an interview with founder Mark Pauline. These guys blow things up for fun and a very slight profit. http://robotics.eecs.berkeley.edu/~paulos/SRL/

Virtual Connections Live Nude Video Teleconferencing. These people have almost fallen off the deep end but they have a very entertaining page describing there upcoming products. http://www.cts.com/~talon/

The Virtual Headbook. Photographs, sound bites and video clips of individuals looking for work in the entertainment industry. It's the perfect on-line shopping place for casting agents and directors. http://www.xmission.com/~wintrnx/virtual.html

Web Auto Pilot. Using Netscape 1.1's refresh feature this site randomly jumps through one of 7250 sites each 12 seconds. Great if you want to surf the net without the hassle of carpal tunnel syndrome. http://www.netgen.com/~mkgray/autopilot.html

The Web Voyeur. The largest collection of live or near live video feeds availible on the Internet. If looking at peoples' toilets and their fish tanks then this site is perfect for you. http://www.eskimo.com/~irving/web-voyeur.html

Weddings On-line. This site is the Internet's perfect starting point if your in the unfortunate position of having to get married, it contains a lot of pointers to everything your will need. http://sensemedia.net/sprawl/weddings

The Western Bigfoot Society. Home to folks looking for Mr. Bigfoot, to say these folks are a little obsessed with large furry monkey like people would be an understatement. http://www.teleport.com/~caveman/wbs.shtml

World Birthday Web (WBW). A website dedicated to collecting the birth dates of individuals with web sites and e-mail addresses, I can't wait to find out what kind of birthday cards this generates for people on the list. http://sunsite.unc.edu/btbin/birthday

World Wide Web Dating Game. A web version of the classic Chuck Barris game show, and they even cover the cost of your date. The only thing missing is Jim Lange. http://www.cid.com/cid/date/

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